in all my years of fic reading
this remains my favorite tag i’ve ever seen on a fic
Mickey Mouse gently lays his hand on your thigh, staring into your eyes, passionately.
snoop dog blushes and turned away from his mouse lover. “yo, dawg. i think i’m ready to get intimizzle, mickizzle.”
listen, son. if there was really a monster in your closet this would be a huge new discovery. honestly you getting mauled would be pretty insignificant in the grand scheme of things if you think about it
this post is here to remind everybody that “gråtrunka” is the swedish word for “crying while masturbating”
That’s a real tear jerker
Did you just
i hate the word fandom so much shut the fuck stop turning things into fandom. i saw a post today about “the bedroom fandom” no it’s fucking interior design. sometimes people are interested in interior design. it is not a fandom. shut the fuck up i hate this website.
Things are heating up in the anti-fandom fandom
Anonymous said: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???
This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material
my favorite tidbit about rome is that in the mid-1800s one of the popes didnt like the statues in rome having dicks so he ordered them knocked off. fast forward to the last decade or so and art historians in conjunction with the vatican are trying to erm. restore. the statues. but the dicks were just. kept in a box. so art historians are going around rome, with a box of dicks, trying to match them up to their owner.